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High-end, minimalist
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
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High-end, minimalist
Five preset programs and a programmable timer. Most compatibility and best user experience of any Vitamix.
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A3500 Gourmet SmartPrep Kitchen
High end, plus FPA
Get the best Vitamix model plus a Food Processor Attachment.
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A3500 Gourmet SmartPrep Kitchen
High end, plus FPA
Get the best Vitamix model plus a Food Processor Attachment.
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A3500 Gourmet SmartPrep Kitchen
High end, plus FPA
Get the best Vitamix model plus a Food Processor Attachment.
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High-end, small
Get an A3500 with a 48-ounce stainless steel container instead of the low-profile 64-ounce.
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High-end, small
Get an A3500 with a 48-ounce stainless steel container instead of the low-profile 64-ounce.
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Awesome value
Tactile controls with a digital timer. Full Ascent compatibility.
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Price includes $50 off *in-cart* discount via link
Awesome value
Tactile controls with a digital timer. Full Ascent compatibility.
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Price includes $50 off *in-cart* discount via link
A powerful reconditioned Classic.
If you want a 5200, you can save a ton by getting a Recon 5200.
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100 meals to kids for every blender purchased (through our partner Feeding America).
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